Wednesday, September 29, 2010


Hi All,

Sometimes when my mum cooks tea I try really hard to annoy her. I get in her way, I ask her to play with me even though she's busy, I ask her lots of questions and ask to do things like use sharp knives. So yesterday she decided to play smarter rather than harder. She made me up a special spray bottle with my name on it. She told me that I was now a cleaner and she gave me my bottle and a cloth. My job was to clean all the cupboards, the door and the table.

I did a really good job. I sprayed and wiped saying to myself, "I'm the cleaner, I'm cleaning."

It all went really well until I decided spraying was more fun than wiping. I got quite a lot of water everywhere but mum and dad said that was OK.

That's all for now,

Monday, September 27, 2010

My friend, monkey

Hi All,

I have a new friend.

His name is monkey.

He is bigger than me.

He is redder than me.

He lives above my bed.

My daddy painted him for me.

Bye for now,

Sunday, September 26, 2010


Hi All,

This weekend I went on holiday with Uncle Tim, Aunty Leanne and my mum and dad. We went to Torquay. I almost didn't go because the day before we went mum, dad and I were talking about it and I said that I wasn't going. I told mum and dad that I was going to go on a plane by myself and go to a holiday house which had dice.

Good thing I changed my mind because I had a lot of fun.

Dad took me to a park this morning and it was really fun!

Bye for now,

Friday, September 24, 2010


Hi All,

Today, when mum and I went shopping, we found a petting zoo at the shopping centre.

I got to sit down and cuddle a rabbit and a guinea pig. I was very nice and gentle (until I started poking my fingers in the rabbit's ear).

This was really fun.

I got mum to download all the photos on her phone camera. Here are photos from over the last couple of months:

I'm very cute (especially when I'm asleep).

Talking of sleeping, twice in the last week I've done something very strange. During the day I've gone to my bed, got in, and had a little rest. Very strange.

That's all for now,

Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Hi All,

It's school holidays at the moment. Even though I don't go to school yet, mum tries to do fun things with me during the holidays. On Monday we went to see The Gruffalo. I even got to sit next to my friend Jake!

Today I went with mum and saw Despicable Me at the movies. I love the movies. I also love shouting out at the movies. Nice and loud.

I thought you might like to know something about me. I have a very hazy concept of time. According to me - anything that happened prior to right now, happened 'last night.'

For example:

Last night I went on holidays.
Last night, when I was a baby...
Last night, when it was my birthday...

A lot happened 'last night.'

That's all for now,

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Cooking and embarrassment

Hi All,

Today mum and I did some cooking in the kitchen.

We made lots of biscuits. I helped with the rolling, the cutting, the eating. All in all, very helpful.

Also I think you should know that I've learned how to be embarrassed. This is how I know:

A week ago mum, dad and I went to a party. There were a lot of people there when we went in and I was a bit overwhelmed so I grabbed hold and cuddled mum's leg. After about 30 seconds I could hear mum gently calling my name. I looked and there she was about 2 metres away from me. I looked at her for a little while and then realised that if she was over there then I couldn't be cuddling her leg at the same time. I looked up and realised that I was cuddling Helen's leg instead. I went bright red and went over to my real mum's leg.

If that wasn't bad enough, I did the exact same thing at the supermarket on Saturday. We were waiting in line and I heard dad (who's leg I was holding) say to mum, "Where's Roman gone?" I thought it was odd that he would ask that when I was holding his leg. That was when I realised that it wasn't dad's leg I was holding but the man in the line in front of us. Again I went bright red.

Very embarrassing.

That's all for now,

Sunday, September 19, 2010


Hi All,

Remember me?

Did you miss me?

I haven't chatted for a while but here I am.

The last couple of days I've been doing lots of craft with my mum and dad.

Today mum, dad and I made a spider.

He is green and has big eyes!

Do you know who else has big eyes?

My cat!

My dad and I made Felix last night. He has a cord so I can walk him around the house.

That's all for now,